Brian Pumper is the 2nd Coming of Rakim

Written by Rizoh. Posted in WTF

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Published on August 03, 2010 with 6 Comments

I thought it was bad enough that Brian Pumper was trying to pimp Laurence Fishburne’s daughter, but it looks like we’ve got bigger issues on our hands. Pumper is also trying to penetrate the rap world, as evinced in his new video, “Oh And It’s Shaved,” which features Montana “Chippie D” Fishburne and her ass bumps.

TRU

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  1. WOW. Did that really just happen? Niggas seem to think that melanin=ability to rap. That video has some of the worst editing I have ever seen. Also, ass bumps.

  2. WOW. Did that really just happen? Niggas seem to think that melanin=ability to rap. That video has some of the worst editing I have ever seen. Also, ass bumps.

  3. Man, I couldn't pay attention to his raps, I was too distracted by her nasty ass.

  4. Riz, this ain't Brian's debut, he's been trying to rap for awhile now. His fails often start at the intro of his *ahem* “films”.

    Don't ask me how I know this.

  5. lol the interpretation was funny

  6. Thanks for keeping an eye on his work so I don't have to.

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