You probably think that Chris Brown is an abusive guy because of the Rihanna incident, but you should know that you can’t believe everything you hear. It’s all media lies designed to keep teenage girls away from C-Breezy. At least, groupies no longer flock to him like flies to shit. Wait…they are? Well, it’s not like Breezy would ever throw them in the trunk of his car and take them home. What? He did? No way, that picture was probably photoshopped. You can’t believe everything you see these days, not even this.
Bottom Line: Breezy has the greatest fans of all time. Of all time. *Kanye shrug* I can only hope to one day have fans that’ll stand by me like this if I ever get into some major shenanigans. I should probably learn some dance moves first.