Cuban Linx: News Alert

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Cuban Linx

Published on November 28, 2010 with No Comments

♣ Spygate Pt. 2: Bill Bellichick coaches his staff well. Broncos and Josh McDaniels get fined for videotaping 49ers walkthrough. Denver is officially headed for a freefall. [Nevada Appeal]

♣ Is holy hip-hop destroying the good gospel? As much as R&B hooks are destroying the good hip-hop. Whatever the hell that means. I hate these labels. They don’t do anyone any good. [Virgin Islands]

♣ Man, Michael Brea needs a dozen Jesuses in his life right now. Dude slayed his mom with a Samurai sword after coming home from a Masonic lodge. This story is officially weirder than a Lady Gaga outfit. [Popeater]

♣ Now that you’ve heard “Black Friday” whose side are you on? If you say “Nicki” you probably ask for whip with your latte. If you say “Kim” you’re likely to tip the oldest stripper at the club. [About]

♣ Is Juelz Santana the most underachieving rapper of all time? Maybe. But he wouldn’t be if he’d hired a speech therapist like I suggested years ago. [Ill Forum]

♣ Too Skinny for Jail: Good to know that if I’m ever arrested I can escape by slipping through the bars with ease. I’ll probably need to drench myself in butter and oil first. [NBC]

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