I haven’t played soccer in a while. I still keep a tab on the English Premier League mostly to monitor the progress of my team. That would be the boys in blue. But I was so busy moving last week that I only managed to watch the closing minutes of the scoreless Man U vs. Man City showdown. Luckily, The Sun caught this insanely hilarious image which gives the illusion of City’s Carlos Tevez checking Rio Ferdinand for prostate cancer.
Rio, care to explain what’s going in this picture?
“It’s when he fouled me. It certainly looks like foul play, doesn’t it? It’s good for him, not for me so much. He’ll be proud of it. He’s got one up on me for it.”