This is Why I Stopped Playing Soccer

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Sports

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Published on November 13, 2010 with 7 Comments

I haven’t played soccer in a while. I still keep a tab on the English Premier League mostly to monitor the progress of my team. That would be the boys in blue. But I was so busy moving last week that I only managed to watch the closing minutes of the scoreless Man U vs. Man City showdown. Luckily, The Sun caught this insanely hilarious image which gives the illusion of City’s Carlos Tevez checking Rio Ferdinand for prostate cancer.

Rio, care to explain what’s going in this picture?

“It’s when he fouled me. It certainly looks like foul play, doesn’t it? It’s good for him, not for me so much. He’ll be proud of it. He’s got one up on me for it.”

[The Sun by way of Deadspin]



Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  1. you support chelsea riz? lol WHY? I mite have to stop checkin for this blog!

    • Let me guess, Man U fan?

    • Man City. Not Chelsea, Man City
      check it, that’s Tevez a city player.
      smooth shit son.

      • That’s exactly what I said. City’s Tevez.

  2. He’s just not happy that his team is now the second best in his city!

  3. IS NOT SOCCER, IT’S FUTBOL OK FUTBOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. CHELSEA!!..i always hoped Mikel Obi would become a star there…oh well

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