D. Wade Wants Outta Miami

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Sports

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Published on December 23, 2010 with No Comments

If you’re a Miami Heat fan your heart probably did a number when you saw that title. No, your idol isn’t leaving town anytime soon. The ad title should’ve read: “D. Wade Has Mad Issues with Bathroom Doors?” The only thing that would make this better is if Michael Jordan came in and unlocked that door for him.

I love that Houston’s top selling point in this ad is hot wings.

Spike Lee, you bastid.



Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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