Tucker Carlson Would Have Executed Vick

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Ya Heard?!?!


Published on December 29, 2010 with 6 Comments

If it was up to Fox News wingnut Tucker Carlson, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick would be hanging from a noose right now. While filling in for sourpuss Sean Hannity last night, Carlson said Vick “should have been executed” for his role in a dogfighting ring.

Says Carlson: “Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did it in a heartless and cruel way.” He added, “I think personally he should have been executed for that.”

The funniest part of all this is that Tuckballs started his statement with “I’m a Christian…” How Christ-like of Tucker Carlson.



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  1. this dude embodies everything i hate about fox news

  2. Like donner speaking for vegetarianism- woww

  3. Like donner speaking for vegetarianism- woww

  4. This dude Tucker is a buffoon and a nobody who obviously doesn’t know what it means to be a Christian. The real problem here is fox and the way they keep trying to pass these live minstrel shows off as news.

  5. This basically translates to: ‘Now i’m a Christian, and I believe in second chances, unless they involve a black man, which then it should involve a lynching’

    wonderful. being an american, this is a cringe worth moment, somewhere between a tea party rally and a picket by the WBC.


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