Akon Wants to Give You His Car

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Awesome

Published on January 11, 2011 with 1 Comment

Are you having car problems? Is that Geo Prizm making llama noises again? Well, Akon wants to give you a new whip for the new year. How does a Lamborghini sound?

“It’s easy for me to give [the car] up to a fan, because it’s the fans who gave me the opportunity to purchase it. Without that support, there would be no Lambo,” Akon said last week in the headquarters of his Kon Live corporation in Buckhead.

You get a car! And you get a car! And you get a car…




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  1. I’d like Akon to give me his car. Please.

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