All of the Lights

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Sports

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Published on January 28, 2011 with No Comments

The NBA has banned Dwyane Wade’s tinted goggles, saying that they’re too dark. Wade suffers from migraines, so he needs the stunna shades to protect his eyes from bright lights.

Or what Kanye West would call “all of the lights.”

Get this: David “The Jerk” Stern banned Wade’s goggles because they add “an unfair advantage by the opponent not being able to see your eyes.” Riiiiiight….because Wade’s opponents base their defensive schemes on hypnosis.



Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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