Dear T-Pain…

Written by Rizoh. Posted in WTF

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Published on January 28, 2011 with 2 Comments">2 Comments

We know you don’t watch the teevee or anything like that, but the economy sucks out there. Moguls like will.i.am are even getting a second job just to stay afloat. You, on the other hand, seem to have awakened to the realization that you’ve got money hanging out the anus. It appears that you’re now running around seeking ways to rid yourself of this minor inconvenience. The chains, the bugatti, and now this tattoo, which will cost a grip on laser removal when Facebook becomes obsolete. Dude, we don’t question the depth of your pocket. We don’t even question the size of your ego. (No Mark Foley) But we are slightly concerned.

Signed,
The Negro Community

 

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston, TX, where he earned a Ph.D. in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life, About.com's rap guide, and a member of the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • tba

    I don’t get why everybody is so concerned about what T-Pain is using his money on, the only difference between him and Pharrell, is that T-Pain has ectremely bad taste.

    Skateboard P uses several hundred thousand dollars on blinging out G-Shocks, and he’s called a fashion guru. T-Pain buys a “BIG ASS CHAIN” and is called an idiot.

    T-Pain drives around a burgundy/black Bugatti and it’s called showing off, Nigo (from BAPE) paints a Bugatti pink and it’s “stylish”.

    Don’t get me wrong, I really don’t like T-Pain, but it’s for completely other reasons than him having money.

  • tba

    I don’t get why everybody is so concerned about what T-Pain is using his money on, the only difference between him and Pharrell, is that T-Pain has ectremely bad taste.

    Skateboard P uses several hundred thousand dollars on blinging out G-Shocks, and he’s called a fashion guru. T-Pain buys a “BIG ASS CHAIN” and is called an idiot.

    T-Pain drives around a burgundy/black Bugatti and it’s called showing off, Nigo (from BAPE) paints a Bugatti pink and it’s “stylish”.

    Don’t get me wrong, I really don’t like T-Pain, but it’s for completely other reasons than him having money.