Barack Is Back

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in Ya Heard?!?!

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Published on April 04, 2011 with 3 Comments

Back on the campaign trail that is.

Barack Tweets

Barack received his fair share of criticism, and an unfair share on top of it as well, but he’s tossing his hat into the ring again. Yes, the stain on civilization known as Gitmo is still open, the economy still hasn’t fully recovered and it ain’t exactly quiet yet in the middle east either but Ann Dunham’s baby boy has made quite some accomplishments in providing reasonable health care for all Americans (dragging many of them kicking and screaming into the ‘socialist hell hole’ that the entire western world besides the US has been in since the larger part of the 20th century #sarcasm) and getting rid of the ridiculous ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ policy by allowing any citizen willing to put his/her life on the line for his/her country to do so.

He’s also stabilized international politics to reasonable levels of discourse again and it seems safe to assume that he actually did make the world a little bit safer that way. At least he hasn’t been going around the globe creating new enemies and frustration in every corner.

Besides, there’s a fat chance that under a Republican president the economy wouldn’t even be (slowly) recovering as their still unchanged policies and philosophies are what actually caused the economic meltdown in the first place.

So far the GOP hasn’t appointed any potential opponents but since their most popular option is a raving lunatic I wouldn’t mind four more years of Barry’s reign, and I’d imagine my of my fellow Europeans feel the same way. Cheers B!

Update: Commenter renrenren posted this link for those wondering, “What the fuck has Obama done so far?



1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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  1. President Obama can not be re-elected and if so, this country is in deep trouble. I’m not saying let’s go Republican–I am a Republican–all I’m saying is that we need someone else. The infatuation phase with Obama is over and its time to get someone who knows what he or her is doing. Whether it’s Democrat, Republican, or independent, we need a leader! Not someone who’s constantly taking vacation with his family or giving cash for clunkers to repair this nations debt.

    It’s time for change people, and not the Obama kind!

    • man,

      cool your jets. some people are never satisfied.

    • Sonny Black, really? If u think Obama takes too many vacations, blood must have been shooting out of your ears with the last guy. Bush took more vacations than anyone (if u actually look up facts, you will see he took more than THREE YEARS WORTH OF VACATION DAYS WHILE IN OFFICE (1020 days not in the White House, includiing DURING KATRINA, WHEN HE DECIDED THE CRISIS WASN’T IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO WARRANT HIS RETURN).
      Barack was the change we need, has accomplished more good than we’ve seen in the country in a long time (see renrenren’s post for proof), and will be our leader for another four years for one reason, and one reason only. We must win the future.
      And considering the rousing candidates of mediocrity currently being put forth by the GOP, it’s pretty easy to pick who I want leading us for another four.

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