What’s a King to a Mob?

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief

Published on August 14, 2011 with No Comments

Oh, Dallas. This whole LeBron thing has been kind of fun. You deserve to celebrate to the max. After all, you overcame star power, doubters, and voodoo to win your first NBA championship. But it’s time to let go of the past and start looking ahead. Actually, don’t. Put the car in park and enjoy this one while you can, because you won’t see another title for the next 70 years. OK, I admit, that’s my Houston bias speaking. I’m really happy for you, Dallas. No, really.



Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston where he earned a BS in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the former editor of Roc4Life.com, and is in the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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