Remember Captain Planet? He’s our hero, gonna take pollution down to zero! That guy. Don Cheadle has just released an unf*ckwithable and slightly out-of-character live action adaption. Yeah, War Machine is pretty cool, but does suffer from a severe lack of green mullet.
Sidenote: As a young’un when this insane cartoon still aired I always used to feel sorry for the little Asian kid who got stuck with the power of ‘heart.’ Imagine you’re on superhero team where your fellow teammates can either cause earthquakes, shoot flames, create tidal waves or have huge gusts of wind throw your enemies around and you’re the one stuck with a ring that has a heart on it? C’mon son!