J-Zone Sends His Grandma To The Toilet

I bet that’s a headline you didn’t see coming! It’s fully in accordance with the press release:

Zone’s grandmother celebrated her 88th b-day with a bran muffin and a copy of his book. One rushed her to the toilet and the other entertained her while she was on it.

There’s a new exerpt from the book up on Egotripland. Trust me when I tell you Zone manages to be every bit as hilarious in print as on record, possibly even more so. If you’re not allergic to self-deprecating humor you’re in for a treat. And stay tuned for exclusive content on the book here on TRU soon!

J.Monkey

1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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