Young Jeezy’s Short Film ‘.38′

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Def Jam exec: Wow, Kanye really gave us some great 4th quarter numbers last year! People were all talking about his movie with those ballerinas and the hot chick with the wings and stuff! How far along is he with his new album?
Def Jam intern: He released an album with Jay-Z this summer and he’s currently touring with that material.
Def Jam exec:Riiight. So who we got this year? Ross?
Def Jam intern: He’s dealing with some health issues and pushed back his album.
Def Jam exec: Shit! Who else? Wasn’t he beefing with some dude, he should be buzzing now, right?
Def Jam intern: Well, that beef seems pretty dead at the moment but Young Jeezy is actually building quite a buzz recently. His new album is all set for release.
Def Jam exec: Great! Give him a movie!
Def Jam intern: I’m sorry?
Def Jam exec: It worked for Kanye and I heard he’s the voice of his generation. Kids must love movies, give him a movie!

Cue Oprah: You get a movie, you get a movie, everybody gets a movie!

J.Monkey

1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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