Grammys Schmammys…

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in Gumbo, WTF, Ya Heard?!?!

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Published on December 02, 2011 with No Comments


Sigh. You know that ridiculous awards ceremonie that’s supposed to be the Oscars of music? The one that has a category for ‘best record’ and ‘best song,’ both awarding a single composition? A zillion awards for rap categories (Best rapped & sung collaboration? Really?) but seems to try its best to keep the genre out of the big categories? The one that has truckloads of awards for one specific style of music with inexplicable subdivisions but scraps entire genres for not being relevant enough?

Well, the nominations are in and Kanye still got shafted while leading the nominations. There are tons of truly ridiculous choices (expertly dissected over here) on the list of nominees but let’s get real here. The Grammy Awards are inconsequential. The decisions these fossilized schmucks make are so mindnumbingly beyond any discernible form of reason to anyone remotely interested in modern music that that’s literally what happened; My mind is now numbed, I can’t even get angry about it anymore. The awards committee clearly has no idea whatsoever what they’re doing so can anyone explain to me why we, the public, should give a f*ck about there opinion? They’re fools, and I’ve decided to stop caring about their foolishness.

Hey Grammy Awards Committee, you got another awards show coming up?



1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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