Say What? Kasseem ‘Swizz Beatz’ Dean Is CEO Of Megaupload(!)

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in Gumbo, WTF, Ya Heard?!?!

Published on January 19, 2012 with 1 Comment

*record scratch* Yes, it’s true and it’s been right there on their ‘About‘ page all along. That sure explains how they got all these stars lined up for their video, which was unjustly taken down from YouTube by UMG earlier, by the way (of course it’s back, this is the internet after all). Read more on how this producer and musician is simultaneously running one of the biggest filesharing services in the world here while you imagine Swizz devilishly twirling a Dali-esque mustache.

[UPDATE: Megaupload got shot down, founders arrested]



1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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  1. / This joint is so Serious… I could get my MechaGodzilla on… Breathe flame on the landscape… Straight stfrae and deliver harm… Verbally. Plague men…. Destroy and dissuade them… Assault like Insurgents…. Deploy and engage in…Warfare. Off air… All here get demolished…On stage?!?… My idle hands… Are still iron and polished…Understand me my Nigga… Better yet Ovastand this…I Majored in Onslaught…and Minored in Anguish…Behind concrete BK bunkers I languished…Wagin war since we used fists… And switchblades were brandished…I’m grown for all yung bawsYawl should carry my gunny sack…I’ll buy your albums… break the CDs…Make you give me… my money back…Nigga I play… But I don’t play all the time…Every bar I spit is hardened jargon…Every rhyme!!…Warfare! Off air… All here get demolished…On stage?!?… My idle hands… Are still iron and polished…GD Star Ratinga WordPress rating system

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