Mr. Muthaf*ckin’ eXquire Freestyling in a Stripclub

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in Videos


Published on March 22, 2012 with No Comments">No Comments

Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire is interviewed in a stripclub by Pitchfork and gets to choose between two beats for him to spit over. While he doesn’t really feel either beat, saying ‘Bambi’ by Suuns lacks a “story” and Robot Koch’s ‘Away From’ sounds “wack” and “old” but “has more space in it,” he chooses the latter and after deeming it unworthy of written bars, gives a lesson in freestyling. Off the top of the dome, he doesn’t miss a step, even when the audience suggestions are barely audible to him he incorporates his own misheard words and their corrections into the flow. Remember this next time you see somebody ‘improvise’ off of their Blackberry. Interview up top, freestyle below. Slightly NSFW due to strippers shaking stuff.


1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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