4/20 Throwback: Redman – How To Roll A Blunt

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in Gumbo

Published on April 20, 2012 with No Comments">No Comments

Some funky instructional material by Redman and Pete Rock from ’92. Happy 4/20 y’all!

Check out a new type of gimmick which is splendid
Since you’re down with other shit, let’s see if you’re down with this
It’s about strictly trying to roll a blunt
When you get the hang of it, you’ll catch more blunts than Archie Bunk
First of all you get a fat bag of ism
From uptown, any local store sells the shit friend
Purchase a philly, not the city of Philly
Silly punk, I’m talking ’bout the shit called the Philly blunt
Lick the blunt and then the Philly blunt middle you split
Don’t have a razor blade, use ya f*ckin’ fingertips
Crack the bag and then you pour the whole bag in
Spread the ism around until the ism reach each end
Take your finger and your thumb from tip to tip
Roll it in a motion then the top piece you lick
Seal it, dry it wit ya lighter if ya gotta
The results: Mmmm… Proper!

J.Monkey

1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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