I missed Frank Ocean’s Coachella set last night. I had better things to do, sue me. And by better things I mean a sweet sweet party at my loft. Anyhow, while I was busy grilling my patented cherry bomb chicken and entertaining friends with my best jokes (I want to write a book of jokes someday), Frankie boy was thrilling the Coachella crowd with assorted hits from his catalog. He limbered up with a cover of Bob Dylan’s “Long Time Gone” because white people love that shit. He got “Thinking About Forever” out of the way early which is probably a great idea. Can you imagine how awful those falsetto parts would sound after 29 minutes of live singing? Oh yeah, Odd Future comrade Tyler, the Creator makes a cameo right around the 14-ish minute mark. Some kind soul named azan365 uploaded the entire thing on YouTube just for you. You owe him dinner.