This Is Why You Should Never Bet Against Chelsea

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Comic Relief, Sports

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Published on May 20, 2012 with 1 Comment">1 Comment

When your cable company keeps you on hold, you need something to do.
When you need something to do, you attend seminars.
When you attend seminars, you start feeling like a winner.
When you start feeling like a winner, you bet against Chelsea.
When you bet against Chelsea, you lose your dreads.
Don’t lose your dreads.
Get rid of cable, and start rooting for Chelsea.

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston, TX, where he earned a Ph.D. in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life, About.com's rap guide, and a member of the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • http://twitter.com/jmonkey Jaap van der Doelen

    Oh no you didn’t!