Young Buck Gets Evicted, Sent To Jail, Passes Go And Does Not Collect $200

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in WTF, Ya Heard?!?!

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Published on May 21, 2012 with No Comments">No Comments

If rap really is a game then Buck got dealt with the shittiest hand in recent memory. Being sent back to jail for a gun found during a raid of his house back in 2010 is bad luck enough, but getting evicted from that same house for failing to pay $300000 in taxes is beyond bad luck. Especially after you’ve just survived a driveby shooting where your girl got hit in the shoulder. Yeah, that’s a strain of bad weather that’s hard to dress for. Still, Buck is keeping the faith he’ll get back on top:

“I got to go to the penitentiary for two months, F–k with me for real, hold me down — and when I get out of the penitentiary, all you rap n—-s better get the f–k out the way. I ain’t even gonna say no names, but it’s a good thing I’m about to go to the penitentiary.”

Come on Fif, you’ve worked your Illuminati magic* long enough now, give the guy a break.

Spotted @ Rapfix.

* Before all you conspiracy theorists come at me, this is a joke. Unlike the shapeshifting lizards who are pushing the skinny jeans agenda, of course.

J.Monkey

1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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