I wasn’t gonna deal with the whole Chris Brown vs. Drake kerfluffle (emphasis on fluffle), the idea that this is somehow supposed to even be remotely related to hip-hop in 2012 is too depressing to deal with, but leave it to Big Ghost Chronicles, proabably the most hilarious rap EVER! (sorry Kanye) to polish this turd into a shining comedy diamond. Check the legally required preamble (according to the mighty Hands of Zeus) so you know what you’re dealing with:
WARNING: THE SHIT YOU BOUT TO READ IS BASED ON ACTUAL TRUE EVENTS N SHIT. THE NAMES AINT BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT OR NONE OF THAT SHIT. THIS IS JUST THE REAL SHIT NAMSAYIN. THE EVENTS BEIN DEPICTED SHOULD BE ACCURATE BUT THEY MIGHT COULD BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM HOW SHIT WENT DOWN FORREAL FORREAL. BUT I WOULD SAY THAT THE SHIT IS MORE OR LESS 100% ACCURATE. WORD IS BOND. IF FOR WHATEVER REASON YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS SHIT I WOULD LIKE TO ENSURE YOU THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK. AIGHT PEACE.
Head on over to Big Ghost Chronicles to uncover the ROFLMAO-inducing story.