Diary of a Houston Prostitute with Peaches

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Culture, Girls

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Published on August 22, 2012 with 2 Comments">2 Comments

This is Peaches. Peaches is a self-professed prostitute in Houston. In an interview with Fox 26 reporter Isiah Carey, she explains the vagaries of her profession, namely pricing, clientele, cops.

Peaches tells Isiah that the Bissonnet/59 area is her territory. I lived in the Bissonet area for six months and I’ve definitely seen Peaches and friends strutting down the sidewalk a few times. If any of you ever decide to come in live in Houston and a friend recommends Bissonnet/59, end that friendship immediately. It’s one of the shittier parts of Southwest Houston.

Back to Peaches. Glancing over her shoulder, she explains that it’s hard out here for a hoe. Some known issues she’s encountered as a prostitute include but are not limited to:

  • “Guys not wanting to pay”
  • “Guys not wanting to pay the amount they’re supposed to pay”
  • “Guys paying and wanting to take their money back”
  • Rapes

Peaches says she’s managed to go rape-free so far. Her black eye is noticeable. Oh, and those pesky cops parading the streets. Peaches pretty much only deals with “regulars” to avoid walking into an undercover trap.

Peaches is a busy professional. In fact, she was on “date” while the camera crew was filming (not shown, sorry). A $20 jack-off, she confirms. “He’s fairly quick,” she adds.

Here’s a breakdown of her services:

  • Head – $30
  • Sex – $40
  • Head & Sex – $60

Like any consummate professional, Peaches offers a few specials. “If it’s HOT as HELL out here, you get this special: $20 head–I catch, no miss or you get $30 for sex only or $40 for both.”

Peaches has a game plan. She’s shooting a documentary titled Diary of a Ho with her roommate and colleague Kayla. That is, if she’s able to stay out of jail for the rest of her career.

From Isiah Carey’s Facebook: “HPD did a sweep on Bissonnet and 59. Word on the street they may have arrested Chalanda but I can confirm Peaches is still working.”

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston, TX, where he earned a Ph.D. in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life, About.com's rap guide, and a member of the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

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  • http://twitter.com/FtheLimit Fly’s The Limit

    $30 for head, $40 for sex and a $10 discount for both?! This hoe needs to step her game up. I’d rather sell socks on the corner of a gas station before I went out like this and I’d probably make a hell of a lot more money while I’m at it.

    • No Namez

      Business by volume is probably her approach, but competition can also drive prices down.