Oh, man. So we already know that Radar Online published a screenshot of the Kanye West sex tape. A friend saw that shot of Kanye moping at the camera with a Keanu Reeves-level of incertitude and posed the eternal question, “What if it’s photoshopped?” We can now categorically state that the tape is real.
“Be advised that the Screen Shot, as well as the Tape from which the Screen Shot was taken, were illegally obtained and believed to have been stolen from Mr. West’s computer.”
Lisa M. Buckley adds:
“Your posting, advertising, marketing, displaying and otherwise disseminating the stolen Screen Shot and/or other materials on the Tape constitute actionable violations of Mr. West’s rights of privacy and publicity.”
Oh, there’s more:
“We hereby demand that you: (1) immediately cease and desist from posting, advertising, marketing, displaying and disseminating the illegally obtained Screen Shot of Mr. West.”
So, the tape is so clearly real. The lawyer was trying to scare the shit out of bloggers (Radar and many others already took down the screenshot, but it’s still out there) and unintentionally confirmed the tape’s existence. So, now it’s a matter of time before someone leaks it.
Until then, go ahead and ogle these 22 photos of the Kim Kardashian lookalike who DID NOT stare in the Kanye West Sex Tape.