Donald Trump told the world that he had a big bombshell on President Barack Obama. Well, we now know what it is. Today, Trump pledged $5 million to a charity of President Obama’s choice, provided the president makes his list of celebrity crushes, a ginormous October-surprise bombshell big enough to undo Obama’s re-election bid.
“President Obama is the least transparent president in the history of this country,” Trump said in the video released today. “We know very little about this president.”
Obama has written two memoirs that delve deep into his African heritage and childhood spent partly in Indonesia. But everyone knows that there’s no better way to really get to know a president than his crush list.
“I have a deal for the president,” Trump said. “If Barack Obama opens up and shows the American people his grocery list, original copies of all his journals, duplicates of all job applications, and a notarized list of celebrity crushes, I will give to a charity of his choice, a check immediately for $5 million.”
Trump’s announcement, which he’s been teeing up for days, is a game changer and is certain to reverse the entire course of Obama’s campaign.
It was Trump forced Obama to release his long-form birth certificate or whatever it may be, thus laying to rest the long-brewing rumor that the president was born in a Kenyan hut. If anyone can uncover shady details about Obama’s list of celebrity crushes, it’s The Donald.