Here’s Lady Gaga looking gloriously thick and topless in Rio De Janeiro. The only thing covering her chest is a ginormous coconut. Covering your coconuts with a coconut, I see what you did there, Gaga.
In somewhat related news, she donated $1 million to Superstorm Sandy relief efforts. She announced it on her blog:
“Today I pledge 1 million dollars to New York & The American Red Cross for Hurricane Sandy Relief. If it wasn’t for NYC: the Lower Eastside, Harlem, the Bronx and Brooklyn, I would not be the woman or artist that I am today. New York is relentless ambition, a drive to succeed, a place where there is a natural pursuit of diversity through compassion. Please accept this gift on behalf of myself, my parents Joe and Cynthia, and my sister Natali; with our deepest gratitude New York for raising us. Thank you for helping me build my spirit. I will now help you rebuild yours. Sincerely, Lady Gaga and The Germanottas”
And now for what you came to see…