Sean Price Reviews “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″

Written by J.Monkey. Posted in Comic Relief, Films


Published on November 21, 2012 with No Comments">No Comments

You know, the final chapter in that movie series about a pedophile stalker vampire that sparkles in the sun and falls for the most passive heroine in the history of fiction and also involves a werewolf that falls in love with an infant (#TEAMJACOB) of which your girlfriend tries to convince you that it isn’t creepy at all but in fact totally romantic and shit.

Sean calls it “the cheesiest movie I ever saw in my life,” so who knows, maybe this one will actually bring some unintentional fun. He also calls it “two hours of my life I can never get back” though.


1982 was when Jaap van der Doelen aka J.Monkey shot his way out his mom dukes. A mere two years later he was already battling Big Brother and The Illuminati. Whenever he has time to spare from those efforts he writes (about music, mostly), hosts a radio show and designs graphics for a living. He lives in The Netherlands where he continues to be winning.

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