ScaffBeezy won’t be the first weed carrier to make an ego-fueled foray into rap, but he might be the worst of the cough-and-phlegm bunch. SB’s so-called rap debut, “Mic Check,” is up on all your favorite pay-for-play blogs right now. But beware, pushing that play button could pose some serious side effects, such as separation of the jaw, loss of brain cells, and a sudden urge to cry. If it’s not the worst song to ever leave a music studio, it’s somewhere near the top.
Seriously, don’t push play.
Don’t do it.
Update: While we’re highlighting the worst rap songs ever, here’s another bonafide contender. (Thanks @Ivan!)