Is this the Worst Rap Song Ever?

Written by Rizoh. Posted in Music, WTF

Tagged:

Published on January 16, 2013 with 6 Comments">6 Comments

sb-mic-check

ScaffBeezy won’t be the first weed carrier to make an ego-fueled foray into rap, but he might be the worst of the cough-and-phlegm bunch. SB’s so-called rap debut, “Mic Check,” is up on all your favorite pay-for-play blogs right now. But beware, pushing that play button could pose some serious side effects, such as separation of the jaw, loss of brain cells, and a sudden urge to cry. If it’s not the worst song to ever leave a music studio, it’s somewhere near the top.

Seriously, don’t push play.

Don’t do it.

Don’t…

Update: While we’re highlighting the worst rap songs ever, here’s another bonafide contender. (Thanks @Ivan!)

Rizoh

Rizoh is the most powerful man in all the lands. He lives in Houston, TX, where he earned a Ph.D. in Nerf Herding. He's the founder of The Rap Up, the editor of Roc4Life, About.com's rap guide, and a member of the Grammy-awaiting band Pervertable Disciples.

More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook

  • http://twitter.com/jmonkey Jaap van der Doelen

    Ouch. Love the subtle shots thrown in the write-up though: ““Mic Check,” is up on all your favorite pay-for-play blogs right now.”

    The blog is hot!

    • http://twitter.com/rizoh Rizoh

      Subtle as a shot to the head.

      • http://twitter.com/jmonkey Jaap van der Doelen

        Exactly how I like ‘em. Mothaf*** payola.

  • Hollywood

    I don’t really see a difference between this and Tyga’s stuff.

    • http://twitter.com/jmonkey Jaap van der Doelen

      Which is pretty awful too.

  • hurhank

    I’ve seen deeper shit than that, don’t dramarize