Articles Posted in the Chin Check Category

  • Mel Gibson is Officially the Worst Person Ever

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    Mel Gibson is Officially the Worst Person Ever

    Congratulations, Mel Gibson, you’re officially the worst person ever. I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers and get KKK’d by a pack of wetbacks.

  • Alicia Keys Stumbles

    Alicia Keys Stumbles

    Remember when Alicia Keys was gyrating on stage at the BET Awards and Prince had that nervous look on his face like “Oh lawd, I hope she doesn’t tumble fall off that thing”? Yeah, it finally happened.

  • Dear BET…

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    Dear BET…

    Guru gave hip-hop 30 years of his life, yet you couldn’t find 30 seconds in a 3-hour show to acknowledge his contributions to black music. Shame on you, BET.

  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    I’m not a big fan of political cartoons, but this guy has legitimate point. While it’s true that Obama should rise to the occasion and fulfill his obligations in a timely manner, it’s unrealistic to…

  • Is Hip-Hop Really Dead?

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    Is Hip-Hop Really Dead?

    Hip-hop, as we knew it, may be in need of a funeral service. Nas, being the prophet that he is, called it in early in 2006, but the doctors are now giving up hope and sending for the coroner. Let me tell you how I know.

  • Real Life Nigga Moment

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    Real Life Nigga Moment

    First Rule of Street Fight: If anyone challenges you to a fight while cameras are rolling, run the other way. Yes, they’ll call you “pussy,” but at least your face won’t look like pepperoni pizza from being dragged all over the floor.

  • Juvenile, Booty Bop, and a Lesson on Complacency

    Juvenile, Booty Bop, and a Lesson on Complacency

    When I first heard Juvenile’s new single “Back That Thang Up” a couple weeks ago, I couldn’t believe he was blatantly re-upping an old hit. I turned to a friend and said, “There’s no way he’s dropping the same single twice.” I was wrong. He decided to go ahead and shoot a video for “Back That Thing Up,” cementing the argument that he has nothing to offer beyond booty bop.

  • Leave Nicki Minaj Alone

    Leave Nicki Minaj Alone

    Man, someone really has it out for my future ex-wife Nicki Minaj. A friend passed me this article in which some douche dissects Nicki’s appeal and I have to tell you, they really gave her the business. Who cares if she rocks butt pads that make her look like Big Booty Judy?

  • Kat Stacks Slap Attack: Real or Fake?

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    Kat Stacks Slap Attack: Real or Fake?

    After hearing about veteran hip-hop semen receptacle Kat Stacks getting slapped out of her chair, I was ready to launch a tirade on how the perpetrators deserve to be castrated. Then I saw the video.

  • Census Bureau Will Use Paint Samples for Race Category in 2020

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    Census Bureau Will Use Paint Samples for Race Category in 2020

    Robert Groves, the director of U.S. Census Bureau, appeared on C-Span today to talk about the 2010 Census. He responded to a call from a woman who was upset offended by the racial designations on the census form, specifically the use of the word “negro.” Groves apologized for the old-timey word, then proceeded to blame its inclusion on black people.

  • What’s the Real Cost of a Major Deal?

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    What’s the Real Cost of a Major Deal?

    Someone once asked Rick Rubin how to rejuvenate the recording industry and get people to buy music again. “Hey, I don’t know. Have you thought about making better music?” was Rick Rubin’s response. They looked…

  • Don’t Bring Home a White Boy

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    Don’t Bring Home a White Boy

    Black author Karyn Langhorne Folan has released a new book, Don’t Bring Home a White Boy: And Other Notions that Keep Black Women From Dating Out, which implores black women to make like Paula Patton and date outside the race.

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