This is Ben & Jerry’s Ol’ Dirty Custard. Why is it not in my refrigerator right now?

Good lawd, this is exactly what heaven looks like.

Google Maps is a nifty little app for obtaining panoramic views of many streets around the world, on a good day. On a bad day, it has the unintended consequences of capturing unsuspecting chicks in their bikinis.

Feast your eyes on the ladies of Zeta Tau Alpha, the all-white sorority from Arkansas, because they just edged out a bevy of black sororities to win the 2010 Sprite Step Off Contest.

After 200 years of hype and speculation, Apple has revealed its latest it device. It’s a 9.7-inch screen, 1/2-in thick, 1 1/2 lbs tablet dubbed iPad. Seriously, iPad? That could be the worst name for an Apple product. Evar! The IPAD is going to cost you a toe and a finger, but it will make [...]

Imagine what he’ll do when he finds out that Brown’s daughters walk around in clam-shell boob covers.

I can’t think of any possible reason why anyone would do this other than having a few loose screws. It doesn’t even make sense from a business perspective.

If anyone knows how I can obtain one of these without giving up a toe, kindly hit me up.